Killtoberfest 4: Four Score and Severed Ears Ago is finally at an end. Once again I’ve not quite succeeded in the Herculean task of watching and reviewing 31 movies in 31 days, and once again I’m totally fine with that. Last year I finished 22 reviews …
Killtoberfest 4 – #25: The Descent
“Look, there’s no going back now. We have to find a way out of this chamber and keep pushing forward.” It’s rare that I see a movie twice in theaters, but the day after I saw The Descent I went back and watched it again. Somehow, describing …
Killtoberfest 4 – #24: Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
“Father, please. You are the only one that believes us. … We have to do something. If we don’t, we’re going to end up like Hunter Rey and his family.” Wow. You did it, Paranormal Activity! You finally made another movie that isn’t terrible. To continue …
Killtoberfest 4 – #23: Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
“Dude, I swear to God, I think I just sharted.” The Urban Dictionary defines the word “sharted” as “a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of “shit” and “fart”).” This is a disgusting but excellent metaphor for Paranormal …
Killtoberfest 4 – #22: Candyman
“You want to know about Ruthie Jean? They all been here, you know? Newspapers, cops, case workers… they all want to know. I heard her screaming. I heard right through the walls. I dialed 911. Nobody came. Nobody came. Everybody scared. He could come right …